As the year 2011 begins, an interesting thought occurred to me. Rather than spending the whole year writing the news one day at a time, I was thinking it would be much easier to just write all the headlines for 2011 in advance and let you read them today.
So what you'll see below is a list of (virtually) all the health news headlines of 2011, condensed into a "fill in the blank" format using X and Y to represent variables. As the news comes out each day in the mainstream media, simply replace these variables with the names of various corporations, drugs, nutrients or individuals as the news cycle requires.
This will cover about 90% of all the health news for the upcoming year. It really works, too! After all, these are the news formulas used by the mainstream media in the first place.
FDA panel members found to be taking money from company X.
Chemical X is found in food item Y, which probably comes from China.
Drug company X found to be engaged in marketing fraud.
The TSA wants to feel your X because they think terrorists might be carrying Y.
Wikileaks releases information X which reveals that government agent Y is actually working for corporation Z.
Clinical trial researcher Mr. X found to be engaged in science fraud.
Factory animal farm X caught abusing animals in secret videos filmed by PETA.
Nutrient X prevents disease Y.
Nutrient X reported by the mainstream media to be dangerous, but the truth is that the research was actually paid for by drug company Y.
The FDA threatens to shut down company X for selling nutrient Y, calling it an "unapproved drug."
New research reports that disease X causes disease Y.
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So what you'll see below is a list of (virtually) all the health news headlines of 2011, condensed into a "fill in the blank" format using X and Y to represent variables. As the news comes out each day in the mainstream media, simply replace these variables with the names of various corporations, drugs, nutrients or individuals as the news cycle requires.
This will cover about 90% of all the health news for the upcoming year. It really works, too! After all, these are the news formulas used by the mainstream media in the first place.
All the health news headlines for 2011 - in advance
Drug X found to cause heart attacks and death.FDA panel members found to be taking money from company X.
Chemical X is found in food item Y, which probably comes from China.
Drug company X found to be engaged in marketing fraud.
The TSA wants to feel your X because they think terrorists might be carrying Y.
Wikileaks releases information X which reveals that government agent Y is actually working for corporation Z.
Clinical trial researcher Mr. X found to be engaged in science fraud.
Factory animal farm X caught abusing animals in secret videos filmed by PETA.
Nutrient X prevents disease Y.
Nutrient X reported by the mainstream media to be dangerous, but the truth is that the research was actually paid for by drug company Y.
The FDA threatens to shut down company X for selling nutrient Y, calling it an "unapproved drug."
New research reports that disease X causes disease Y.
: MORE HERE
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