Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts

Sunday, 4 November 2012

Top Paedophile Denies Allegations He Was A Tory

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Senior paedophile figure from Thatcher years vehemently denies allegations of ‘sickening’ right-wing activity, according to Channel 4 News
A senior paedophile is said to have rejected claims that he was involved in the systematic abuse of millions of people over a period of nearly two decades during the 80s and the 90s under the Thatcher administration.
The former child abuser – who has taken out a court injunction to prevent him being outed as a prominent Thatcherite – has “vehemently denied” what he called the “sick allegations” that he is a Tory, according to Channel 4 News.
The senior paedophile, who does not want to be named, also told The Daily Telegraph the allegations he was a Thatcherite were “totally untrue”.
He said:
During the time I was an active paedophile I never even visited a Conservative Association and if anyone publishes anything at all suggesting I am a Tory they will get a writ in the morning, I wouldn’t wait two minutes to fight such disgusting allegations.
In one of Britain’s worst ever political abuse scandals, it is alleged that millions of people across the UK – particularly miners – were physically or emotionally abused by a “powerful network of tories” with links to a former prime minister, No 10 and parliament in the all-pervading climate of abuse which existed between 1979 and 1997.
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Related articles by Tom Pride:

Cabinet Office Shuts Up Blogs Naming High Profile Tory In Savile Scandal

MI5 vetted Savile. And decided paedophilia was nothing to worry about?

Scientists discover dim stars orbitting massive black hole at heart of BBC

BBC Denies It Was Aware Jimmy Savile Was A Northerner

BBC Panorama investigates BBC Newsnight over BBC scandal of BBC cover-up over BBC scandal

Thursday, 16 August 2012

David Letterman - Roseanne Barr vs Obama


Don't mess with her medical marijuana! Roseanne Barr has a stern warning for President Obama.

Saturday, 11 August 2012

Attack of the Alien Emmets


A swarm of alien emmets attack St Ives, Cornwall.

screened at Brief Encounters International Film Festival 2011
DepicT 2011 finalist

Tuesday, 10 April 2012

Watch: Trailer For Simon Pegg's Stylized & Quirky 'A Fantastic Fear Of Everything'

by Kevin Jagernauth

Well, here's a movie we sort of forgot about entirely. First announced last summer, Simon Pegg signed on to star in "A Fantastic Fear of Everything," an ambitious, oddball tale being co-directed by an interesting pair: Chris Hopewell (who has helmed music videos for people like Radiohead, The Knife and The Killers) and by Crispian Mills (the front-man of Britpop also-rans Kula Shaker). Well, their result of the collaboration is now available for all to see, and certainly, it delivers in the visual department.

Penned by Mills, the film follows Jack, a children's author-turned-crime-novelist whose deep research into gruesome Victorian era murders has made him an insomniac, fearful mess who can barely leave his house or go to the store. Pushed by the ghost of his ex-wife and his psychotherapist, Jack eventually makes the journey to the laundromat and through a series of events he meets a girl and finds himself on the run from an actual serial killer. And that's just the tip of the iceberg of what happens to Pegg's character in a film that is certainly going full tilt in the trailer revealed by the actor today on Twitter.

Highly stylized and both absurd and affectionate, the balancing act of the tone will be the key to its success here, and we imagine it's one that's hard to encapsulate in a trailer. We'll find out soon enough as "A Fantatsic Fear of Everything" opens June 8th in the U.K. No U.S. date has been set yet, but Indomina Releasing has the rights to the picture.

Saturday, 7 April 2012

Derek - Trailers and Outtakes


Uploaded by on 3 Apr 2012

New Comedy by Ricky Gervais (on Channel 4 UK) April 2012.

Starring Karl Pilkington!!

WE KNOW THEY KNOW WE KNOW....


Uploaded by on 29 Mar 2012

Thursday, 8 March 2012

Saturday, 25 February 2012

the Fast Show returns!


...The Fast Show is back! For more brand new episodes of The Fast Show get yourself over to http://www.fosters.co.uk/thefastshow.

Scorchio? You can say that again. Watch Episode One as Downton Abbey gets The Fast Show treatment and your favourite characters from the cult TV comedy sketch show make a long awaited return.

The new episodes, all brought to you by Foster's Funny, are released on Thursdays at 1pm, starting from 10 November 2011. Featuring the original cast of The Fast Show, including Charlie Higson, Paul Whitehouse, Caroline Aherne, Simon Day, John Thomson and Arabella Weir.

And don't forget Fast Share! If you share the new episodes quickly enough, you can unlock exclusive hidden sketches from the Show.

Again, http://www.fosters.co.uk/thefastshow is the place to go to find out more

Friday, 17 February 2012

Coke - I almost died (laughing!)


Uploaded by on 10 Feb 2012

This call made by Al is part of a new enterprise. Please subscribe to http://www.youtube.com/user/TheHolyMischief. It is work in progress. There are other cute films there. Let the owner of the channel know you want to offer something. Al calls Coca Cola Customer satisfaction about his problems with the drink. Big thanks to 'Al' for this. What a complete star. And thanks for the folks at Coke. I think we may have spotted them laughing a bit but they were ace. Its a funny old world.

Sunday, 12 February 2012

HOW TO GROW GRASS RAP - Deek Jackson


Uploaded by on 31 Jan 2012

http://www.deekjackson.com mp3 link - https://www.box.net/shared/pflr7tk2s5kz23lzd2xt - - lyrics -
I heard a lot of hip hop and gansta rap, heard about the Hos bitches and the crack
i hear ya from the ghetto y mammas on the game hear ya style is repeatin y name
I hear hear itsd all about keys n gs and you nine y ride y crib n ya hommies
I hear tyhat y are so down in the hood y would probly smoke an oz of bud if you could
but the bomb im droppin gonna cap yo ass cos im gonna tell the whole world how to grow grass
get a seed and y water it ....

Saturday, 11 February 2012

DONT SAVE THE WORLD - FKN Newz


Uploaded by on 9 Feb 2012

Http://www.fknnewz.com


Wednesday, 1 February 2012

AN END TO MARKETING?

Wow, is that really our global future - AN END TO MARKETING?

Of course that's our Global Future.

More and more people are coming to the understanding that if there are no State or Private trade secrets to protect you don't need to be sold something 'you might not need'.

MARKETING is defined as "the action or business of promoting and selling products or services, including market research and advertising."

Well, if there's NOTHING TO SELL to the 'punter' on a Free Planet, what's the point in employing people to market 'some inferior product' to them for private profit?

Absolutely none.

And we can extrude this out of the incestuous Buyer/Seller back-bedroom into the open sewer of DOGMAS and DOCTRINES.

No longer will 'supposed' organised religion be able to hammer home their insane theories of how their corporate world should work in the classrooms of the mind-crippled masses, the god-carroted donkeys of social programming.

No longer will politicians be able to spend barrowloads of (their own or others') money to make their 'election' as ruler appear somehow worthwhile.

No longer will ABSOLUTELY RUBBISH and UNETHICAL products, gadgets and quantum technological advances (i.e. a miniscule update rather than real advancement) be shoved down the punter's throat every three years of every human's life.

So, in the Free Planet future, you will not be looking through a tiny window slit of screen acrage left by the infiltration of insidious online advertisement strategies - whatever th'Internet physically becomes, and I say this with a northern accent - th-Internet will be a full-screen virtuality of Creativity, Passion and Kinship as it was always intended to be. A place where TRUTHs are SHAREd with YOU THE PEOPLE.

In our Free Planet future, there will be no Commercial Competition to Maximise Return and no Commercial Advantage from Corporate Espionage in the name of Patent/Copyright Protection. There will only be that desire, that personal empowerment, to "Do right by Free Planet," and (together, as seven billion sovereign individuals) make this profit-ruined homeworld a better place. Get rid of marketing and you get rid of the desire to constantly out-Jones the Joneses.

It's dead simple, really.

...until then, here's Bill with a little suggestion to start the ball rolling...

Monday, 30 January 2012

"Occupy Congress - Live Performance In The Belly Of The Beast"


Uploaded by on 23 Jan 2012

I performed live in our nation's capital just last week, on the four-month anniversary of Occupy Wall Street. Immediately following this performance the thousands who were there stormed the steps of the Supreme Court and the White House.

Saturday, 28 January 2012

Vermin Supreme: I Am A Meme


Uploaded by on 21 Jan 2012

http://verminsupreme.com
I am A Meme
song by Vermin Supreme
Democratic Candidate for President

music: Inge Berge
video: FluxRostrum
Available on iTunes

Thursday, 19 January 2012

I is RON’s LADY

The Limpet pays a respectful tribute to Britain’s old Tin-Pot dictator, The Grantham Horror, and her pals, Ronald McReagan and General Pinochet, the butcher of Chile.


Monday, 16 January 2012

Sunday, 18 December 2011

Monday, 12 December 2011